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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 07:51

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Is it true that in 2028 there will be a new AIDS variant that will wipe out all the LBGTQ+ people?
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
'Club World Ca$h Grab': Players don protest shirts at pregame - Sounder at Heart
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Prince William’s friend Sunjay Kapur dies after swallowing a bee at polo match - New York Daily News
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Did Harry and Meghan really get what they wanted?
So they tried
—
Then came..
What is it like to wear a kilt?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Kelley Wolf hospitalized by officers 'against my will' days after revealing divorce - USA Today
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Can you name an example of bad parenting?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Minds and Behinds