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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 07:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Is it true that in 2028 there will be a new AIDS variant that will wipe out all the LBGTQ+ people?

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

'Club World Ca$h Grab': Players don protest shirts at pregame - Sounder at Heart

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Prince William’s friend Sunjay Kapur dies after swallowing a bee at polo match - New York Daily News

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why did Trump’s team spin the lie that Melania Trump spoke several languages? Do they not realize she can hardly speak English after living in the US for over 40 years?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Did Harry and Meghan really get what they wanted?

So they tried

Then came..

What is it like to wear a kilt?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Can this nasal spray slow down Alzheimer's? One couple is helping scientists find out : Shots - Health News - NPR

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Kelley Wolf hospitalized by officers 'against my will' days after revealing divorce - USA Today

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How do I get off Paxil?

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Can you name an example of bad parenting?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Minds and Behinds